A destined meeting?

Met someone interesting at dinner this evening.
Seems that this chap is named, "Ian" and plays an angelic bagpipe.
I don't care for his opinion about buttered parsnips, but I guess when you are only 5 inches tall, you can't complain overly about the friends you have.
Oh, MY!
I'm afraid I have been a very naughty gnome.
I had to go to court today.
Karen and
Loralee took me.

I just recovered from the whole cavity searching business in Africa, I think that I will probably need some intensive "Gnome-Therapy" after this...