WHERE'S WENDELL?

Saturday, November 04, 2006

A destined meeting?

Met someone interesting at dinner this evening.
Seems that this chap is named, "Ian" and plays an angelic bagpipe.

I don't care for his opinion about buttered parsnips, but I guess when you are only 5 inches tall, you can't complain overly about the friends you have.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Oh, MY!

I'm afraid I have been a very naughty gnome.

I had to go to court today. Karen and Loralee took me.

I just recovered from the whole cavity searching business in Africa, I think that I will probably need some intensive "Gnome-Therapy" after this...

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Out of Africa

While traipsing through the southern half of Africa, I happened upon a little hamlet called Lusaka. In and around Lusaka, each and every business had these scary walls around them. Oohh... Razor wire and broken glass, my heart was pounding.

Spent many a lovely hour traveling on this stylish bus. Clement, thanks for being such a stellar driver of aforementioned bus, especially on the long, bumpy road to Livingston. You should be commended.

They take their strip mall security very seriously in Zambia. I've not been the same since the cavity search.

I made a new gnome friend in Africa, whilst checking out the Bwufwano Community Center. This gallant "Knight" - that's the good chaps name, really - carried me through the dusty compound as we visited the natives...

My sojourn in Africa was a little more rambunctious than anticipated, due to the elections. (Who knew there would be rioting outside my abode?) It was, however, memorable and lovely, and I hope to find another exotic locale in the near future.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Strutting my stuff

A kiss from a sexy devil on 6.6.06! Wow, I'm such a stud.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Walking in the garden with Gracie

Everyone was pretty excited to find me in my hiding place and as a treat I got to go to Blacksmith Fork Canyon. Miss Gracie was so excited to see me and she made me a lovely bed last night. When I awoke Miss Grace asked me how I had slept and then fixed me a lavish breakfast of Corn Pops. Yummy! We then went on a leisurely walk. Such a lovely morning!